What was "The Vortex" ?

topic posted Mon, May 21, 2007 - 12:45 PM by  squirrel
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I waited in line... filled out my application.... got approved.... recieved a number.... told there was a three hour wait.... but i never figured out what it was i was waiting for...

i ended up leaving after an hour....

can someone help me out here ?

sincerely,
confused
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squirrel
Los Angeles
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  • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 1:04 PM
    I talked to some people, it looks like you were tied-down blind folded and subjected to whatever they felt like doing to you based on the preferences from your application. I was camped near by and used the potty next to their tent and heard lots of interesting noises, but I was not inside!
    • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 1:32 PM
      Another confused one here. I filled out the application, took the medical and was next in line for the 'experiment'. Alltogether I waited over 1 1/2 hours in line and finally ran out of patience.
      I have to admit though that they made it so fricking mysterious that I was very determined to find out. I give them thumbs up for keeping me on the edge for al the time... perhaps that was the experiment, lol
  • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

    Mon, May 21, 2007 - 1:26 PM
    I left as soon as I saw there was an "application"... and no explanation.
    • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

      Mon, May 21, 2007 - 3:51 PM
      Well I did not experience the Vortex this year, but did do it last year. Hmmm- what do I have to say about the vortex. Yup, there was an application, there was a wait, there was the suspense of anticipation, and there was no return visit this year. So, from what I remember (I was pretty drunk at the time) - they put me in the back room and had me wear a giant darth vadar helmet with earphones. I can't recall whether it was pitch black or glowing with lights (like I said - drunk + 1 year ago = not remember so well). Anyways, some voice (apparently the aliens- although I'm pretty confident it was the guy with the microphone you saw when you walked in) started asking questions "do you know why you are here" "are you prepared," etc... Then all of a sudden I was being felt up. Yeah, I do remember that. The voice told me to take my shirt off. Like the happy little follower I was, I took my shirt off. All of a sudden I was being felt up again. Suddenly I got a mental image of the guy with the microphone i passed on the way in. Thats when I kinda got weirded out. The voice then told me to take my pants off. Fuck no I said and started to take the helmet off. Sirens started to go off and the voice screamed "abort, abort." They told me I was not ready for the aliens yet - maybe next year.
  • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

    Tue, May 22, 2007 - 7:17 PM
    Hi,

    I worked within the vortex this year and last and can say for sure that we are not just feeling people up, haha. I really was sorry about the wait thought. We had a lot of technical difficulties, equipment problems, not to mention the wind ripped our structure apart more than once. We really needed a larger staff/structure and a better system.

    We were basically using a number system like a deli, where we call out numbers and if that number is near by that person gets served. It just didn't work out quite as we planned. DNA promises to have a really amazing camp next year, although we all decided that this would be the last year for the Vortex.

    - Jacquie
  • Re: What was "The Vortex" ?

    Sat, May 26, 2007 - 11:28 PM
    Jeff McBride asked me to clarify that 'The Vortex', one of our more notorious adult themed camps, not be confused with 'Vegas Vortex' which is Jeff and Abi's Magick workshop and company based here in Las Vegas an which does all kinds of events all over the world building community and teaching Magick and Alchemy. They are not the same thing, though we love them both for different reasons. And DNA or any of 'The Vortex' crew if you are reading this; I fully intended to visit this year but the lines and the wait forced me on to other dragons to slay. I am sorry I never checked it out.

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